HeartbrokeCovT Poems for the Heartbroken Selected and Arranged by Patricia Spork is an out-of-the-ordinary Valentine e-book containing poems by various authors.

I compiled this poetry e-book with  “the heartbroken” in mind and first released it around Valentine’s Day last year. Each poem is complemented by a colorful graphic. I even included one of my poems and my original “Don’t Be My Valentine! e-Greeting Series”.

There are seven “Don’t Be My Valentine! ” e-cards, themed for “The Alcoholic,” The Blowhard,” “The Cheater,” “The Drug Addict,” “The Liar,” “The Muscle-Bound” and “The Sports Person“. No offense to anyone…really! Heheheh. Each e-card is provided in two formats: 5.5″ x 4.25″ JPG and GIF, and all are Web-Optimized, so great for e-mailing, especially if you want to get a laugh from somebody or offend in highest way on Valentine’s Day. :0) Here’s small samples of my weird Valentine e-cards:

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How ya like those ugly, hand-drawn, cartoonish characters? Yah, I drew ‘em, then scanned and colored and manipulated in photo-editing software. What a blast! Okay, so I’m not the best illustrator, as some or most of you know. Do you think I care? No. Haha!

Anyhoo, e-book info: Format: PDF. File Size: 2.5 MB (approx.). PP: 56.  E-Covers: 3. Rights: Transferable Master Resale Rights (MRR).

You will require a ZIP utility and PDF reader to extract and view files.

POEMS FOR THE HEARTBROKEN

Ebook and E-Cards

PRICE: $2.49

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